FAQ

Q: Why are you so mean?
I was bullied in 5th grade.

Q: Boy, you sure seem to consume a lot of wine and carbohydrates.
That’s not a question. Please rephrase.

Q: I have a writing/editing project for you; are you interested?
Sure, I love writing projects! Give me a shout.

Q: How can I become a writer/start my own blog/be as awesome as you?
Start writing. A lot. Blog about something that interests you. If you want to chat about specifics, drop me a line.

Q: I enjoyed your Ironman post. Are you going to do another Ironman?
No. The race was fun, but the training program made me want to kick puppies. I’ll do shorter triathlons and continue to run marathons. My sister-in-law and I are aiming to qualify for Boston together in 2011 qualified for Boston at Grandma's Marathon 2011 are running Boston together in April. Woohoo!

Q: Do you really hate babies?
“Hate” is a very strong word, and it’s a word that I reserve for babies. Just kidding. I love my niece more than I can possibly say, and I actually think babies are cute as long as they’re not screaming or dripping something on me. I just don’t seem to have the gene that makes most twenty-something women turn into unmitigated googly idiots around babies.
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